It’s five o’clock somewhere.
How long do I have to stay here, anyway?
I am a good employee.
Back to work!
Seriously, get the heck out of here!
A thorough explanation of AT&T’s voicemail system.
It’s almost time to take a break.
That’s nice, but when are they going to start dancing?
It’s getting festive up in here.
There are bourbon balls heading towards my mouth.