Why am I so angry about this Easter egg hunt?
Let’s take a drive through the mountains.
This is not my favorite way to wake up in the morning.
Also, I eat a lot.
In search of a responsible adult to watch my kindergartener.
Things you shouldn’t drink before bed.
I can’t believe I rubbed that neurotoxin all over my scalp.
Just hand me the bottle that says Lice Killing Shampoo.
I would like to un-buy this cat.
I’m pretty sure I have lice.