Maybe I should sell oysters. Advertisements
Perhaps I’ll join the circus.
Why am I always the cheap option?
This is why I can’t do nice things.
I’m not freaking out just yet.
I am trying to smell good.
Lost in a sea of car garbage. Also, details from my morning shopping trip.
I decide to re-examine one aspect of my life.
This is sort of gross, but you can probably handle it.